“The smaller the numbers, the bigger the hits!”

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Tonight’s the night for many music lovers: the Grammys! Every year, the Grammys generate alot of talk. Did you see his face when she was performing? She wore what? Pretty sure he was drunk, or high, or both …. Somebody needs to make insert-poptart-du-jour-here put on a sweater. Why does everyone seem to love that shitty song? They can’t even sing! Was that a mistake, or did he actually mean to do that? Yeah, thought so, mistake. And, of course, somewhere in the middle of it all, we should all feel really, really, really bad about not buying music, and music in schools is going to save us all.

Then, there’s the chance to see musicians who wouldn’t normally collaborate, joining each other in some very fine performances. Last year’s tribute to Levon Helm by a dazzling collection of old and new artists was my favourite Grammy moment, ever. My apologies for the quality of that video; it was the best I could find. I’m still waiting for what I know would be delicious: a joint project by Mavis Staples and Brittany Howard. Somebody, somewhere, make it happen! Anyway. Tonight, Ryan and I will be watching it all from our basement futon, on our little old hard-working box. (Yes, the one he had when I met him. We’re such dinosaurs.)

I recently put together my own year-end chart. It’s my Top 40 of 2013. I presented it to Ryan, who dutifully (and, I might add, enthusiastically) listened to every song. Even the ones that I should only be enjoying in a darkened, sound-proof room, and should never share with anyone. But, since I am a Beth of very little shame, and this is – after all – BethBlog, I am going to share them with you. Complete with YouTube links for the top 10, for your listening and viewing pleasure! Or not …. 😉 

If you’re a purist, you will probably develop an eye twitch over my Top 40, because it includes a small number of songs that came out in 2012. However, if they were still on the charts, and played all over the radio, during 2013, they’re eligible for this list. My methodology is as follows: did I love this song and crank it every time I heard it in 2013? Then it can be on my chart. You probably also pay more than $10 for a bottle of wine, and use measuring tape to hang your pictures. You might even own a smoking jacket. Yay, you!  You’re free to make your own chart, and feature it on your own blog.

Details and asides aside, here we go ….

40. “Do What U Want” by Lady Gaga & R. Kelly

39. “Crash My Party” by Luke Bryan

38. “Stompa” by Serena Ryder

37. “The Dog is Mine” by k-os

36. “Let Her Go” by Passenger

35. “It’s A Beautiful Day” by Michael Buble

34. “Blowin’ Smoke” by Kacey Musgraves

33. “When I Was Your Man” by Bruno Mars

32. “Cups” by Anna Kendrick

31. “Don’t Ya” by Brett Eldredge

30. “Devil’s Got a Gun” by Whitehorse

29. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift

28. “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke

27. “Come and Get It” by Selena Gomez

26. “Scream and Shout” by will.i.am. & Britney Spears

25. “Brighter Than Gold” by The Cat Empire

24. “Stutter” by Marianas Trench

23. “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk

22. “Mama’s Broken Heart” by Miranda Lambert

21. “Gone Gone Gone” by Phillip Phillips

20. “Suit And Tie” by Justin Timberlake

19. “Some Nighs” by fun.

18. “Can’t Hold Us” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

17. “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus

16. “Highway Don’t Care” by Tim McGraw & Taylor Swift

15. “Carry On” by fun.

14. “No Good Woman” by Elise Legrow

13. “I Love It” by Icona Pop & Charli XCX

12. “Wagon Wheel” by Darius Rucker

11. “The Monster” by Eminem & Rihanna

10. “Holy Grail” by Jay Z & Justin Timberlake

9. “Odds Are” by Barenaked Ladies

8. “Same Love” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

7. “The A Team” by Ed Sheeran

6. “Sweet Nothing” by Calvin Harris & Florence Welch

5. “Royals” by Lorde

4. “My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up)” by Fall Out Boy

3. “Stay” by Rihanna & Mikky Ekko

2. “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

1. “Just Give Me a Reason” by P!nk & Nate Ruess

* Note the absence of anyone wearing the sad combination of thick-framed glasses, a plaid shirt and an overgrown beard.

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6 thoughts on ““The smaller the numbers, the bigger the hits!”

  1. So happy that Odds Are made your Top 10…I would be in mine as well. I don’t get the love for Royals however…that song bores me. Quite a few songs on there I don’t really recognize by name, but I’m sure I’ve heard them at some point…

    • “Odds Are” is just plain infectious …. I love it. If you used the links I provided for the Top 10, you’ll know that the video is great, too! “Royals” would have been even higher on the list earlier in 2013, but by the time I made my list I had heard it 3,852,391 times.

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